rock tumbler

n. The act of forcing the scrotum and testicles into another person's mouth, creating a gargling noise. Much like a teabag, but more violent.

"No! Not the rock tumbler! Noooooo! (Gargle)."

by Whitby July 21, 2003

piano rock

A type of music that is relaxing or style

something corporate band

by Erick Bravo October 29, 2003

rock block

The notice of an engagement ring when sizing up a potential mate.

I saw this hottie the other day at Starbucks talking on her cellphone. She smiled at me and I thought to myself, "Game on!" That was until I approached the bar and saw the band on her cellhand. Total rock block!

by Drewsus September 16, 2007

vag rock

A genre of folksy type music, that is chiefly popular amongst lesbians. Examples of prominent vag rock artists would be Indigo Girls, Ani DiFranco and Dar Williams. Can usually be heard blasting out the open windows of vag wagons.

So you gonna go to that vag rock concert with Jessi Jean?

by Paul A. Colvin December 14, 2008

nelson rocks

coolest student at berkeley.

the nelson rocks. (just ask him)

by nelso December 16, 2004

Laundry Rock

Overproduced, melodic, often folky and/or sometimes "indie" sounding music used in advertisements by large companies to market their products and services to young and/or hip consumers. There is a caveat to this definition as sometimes well established bands and artists license their music to these very companies for use in such advertisements. The term itself refers to laundry detergent ads, which are repeat offenders for this type of "la-la," feel good music.

Typically, acoustic guitars, glockenspiels, banjos and electro-mechanical keyboards (such as a wurlitzer piano) are common timbres heard in a laundry rock piece. Also common are soft sounding, layered male or female vocals.

Band: The Postal Service
Song: "Such great Heights"
ad: Intel based Apple Computers

Band: Wilco
Song: "Walken"
ad: VW Automobile

by TheHows August 22, 2010

Stock Rock

Rock and Roll music that is typically provided to commercial producers either royalty free or extremely cheap to produce. Notable for its cheesy quality and generic likeness to other Stock Rock songs found in varying commercials. Used by marketing to add an "impacting" or "badass" quality to the commercial, typically to questionable effect.

I get that this commercial is trying to sound badass, but I cannot take the Stock Rock music seriously.

by There Are No Pseudonyms June 3, 2017