by Come@MeGreg May 29, 2019
Get the bully free zonemug. When having met someone in a professional setting and they remain strictly professional, refusing any chance of even a friendship developing.
Josh: who was that you just said hello to?
Adam: a girl from work.
Josh: she’s cute, you gonna go for it?
Adam: Can’t. She professional zoned me. Wants to only talk about work and nothing else.
Adam: a girl from work.
Josh: she’s cute, you gonna go for it?
Adam: Can’t. She professional zoned me. Wants to only talk about work and nothing else.
by Photofreek18 January 7, 2020
Get the Professional Zonedmug. The crumple zone is when the ass of the recipient is ample and the act of penetration from behind creates a ripple effect.
by the bonecrusher December 18, 2016
Get the the crumple zonemug. A place where no guy wants to be but always happens to end up there. The girl could've let you down because simply she doesn't like you or she likes you too much. Maybe you are too special and she doesn't want to let you go, she doesn't want to lose a friendship because what if one day you break up? Don't stop trying bud.
Guy- She said she loved me though.
Dude- Then why is she dating that douche? He's such a jerk.
Guy-I don't know man
Dude-You're deep in the friend zone my friend.
Dude- Then why is she dating that douche? He's such a jerk.
Guy-I don't know man
Dude-You're deep in the friend zone my friend.
by deinelancaine November 30, 2014
Get the friend zonemug. When you believe you are friend zoned but then out of no where the female decides you have potential to be a barracuda friend. Once barracuda friended it usually takes about 15 barracuda seconds (345 regular minutes) for the female to fall madly in barracuda love (a regular elementary school crush) with you.
Walker has the genitalia of a man and woman.
The other day I was in the barracuda zone!!!
School was cancelled due to flooding from Gunnat.
The other day I was in the barracuda zone!!!
School was cancelled due to flooding from Gunnat.
by Stallion Stan November 3, 2013
Get the Barracuda Zonemug. guy 1: yo this girl just called me her bestie am i in the friend zone?
guy 2: nah bro you in the bestie zone, you more than a friend but you aint dating
1 day later..
guy 1: ima take your word for everything now bro you was right as hell
guy 2: i know i am
guy 2: nah bro you in the bestie zone, you more than a friend but you aint dating
1 day later..
guy 1: ima take your word for everything now bro you was right as hell
guy 2: i know i am
by CQ2687 December 14, 2022
Get the Bestie Zonemug. a video game console that Tiger Electronics made a bit after the Virtual Boy and imitated it, but added a wristband, had trash music in the games, and got as far away from the Virtual Boy's idea as possible
P1: Have you heard about the R-Zone?
P2: No?
P1: Have you heard of the Virtual Boy that was intended to make you feel like you're actually there?
P2: Yes.
P1: Well, it was a system that Tiger Electronics made after the Virtual Boy. It's basically the Virtual Boy, but shittier. As if the Virtual Boy didn't suck ass enough.
P2: Well, can I see one of the games?
P1: shows batman forever?
20 seconds in*
P2: oh fuck no-
btw the image is a virtual boy lol
P2: No?
P1: Have you heard of the Virtual Boy that was intended to make you feel like you're actually there?
P2: Yes.
P1: Well, it was a system that Tiger Electronics made after the Virtual Boy. It's basically the Virtual Boy, but shittier. As if the Virtual Boy didn't suck ass enough.
P2: Well, can I see one of the games?
P1: shows batman forever?
20 seconds in*
P2: oh fuck no-
btw the image is a virtual boy lol
by PalkiaTurned8-bit February 6, 2021
Get the R-Zonemug.