Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.
Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.
by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022
Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef
The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.
by Captain Incredible x Infinity February 13, 2014
when a car goes from the left lane on the highway over to the right lane in one move, with little regard for anyone else on the highway.
Watch out for that white BMW with the orange girl driving. She is going to pull a jersey slide to get off the GardenState Parkway exit for Seaside Heights.
by Larry Kleist December 07, 2023
In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny”
“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”
“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”
“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”
“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”
“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”
by Jumbalaya Eater April 27, 2022
When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex
by Lick my rose November 12, 2019
Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.
by Stroughbries2763 September 04, 2022