Jockin' My Goose

1) To bother someone

2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick

3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs

1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"

Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"

2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"

Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"

3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"

by BiGMaQ October 16, 2010

Zonked Off The Goose

Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution

Yooo Tatum was zonked off the goose at the party

by Montoronator September 24, 2019

Grey Goose

The shape of a hand made with all fingers coming to a cone position with the intention of fisting something.

Kim looked back at kanye saying "give me your grey goose, I want to feel it up to your elbow!"

by greygoose69 February 25, 2015

Goose is loose

When you say you have a girlfriend but every time you go home you ask for your dad to finish in your mouth

Dude I heard the goose is loose and hes been moaning his dads name at night

by heyitstimmy April 16, 2019

Goose laugh

Someone who has the most annoying laughter ever heard. Usually from a retarded idiot who has no brain or someone who tries to annoy people

Dude your laugh is annoying shut up. You sound like a goose.

Or

Hey do you hear him he's got the goose laugh

by Call-me-clyde July 7, 2016

Shit A German Goose

A phrase that can describe extreme anxiety or shock.

"I just got raped by 5 burly fuckers..."
*Mouth Open* "Shit A German Goose!"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

rancid goose ass

Describes a particularly rancid ass that belongs to a goose.

Me: "You smell like rancid goose ass"

by Nikkikins December 16, 2004