your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 25, 2016

your mom

a very cheering up joke used whereever

"ay what you do in science class yesterday?"

"your mom"

"*sighs*"

by your mom for reals November 4, 2009

Your mom

A nice lady.

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!

by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014

YOUR NAN

A better come back than "YOUR MOM"

Person1:what time is it.

Person2:YOUR NAN

by WAGGY MAN May 18, 2018

For Your Love

For your love
For your love

(For your love)

I'd give you everything and more and that's for sure
(For your love)
I'd bring you diamond rings and things right to your door
(For your love)
To thrill you with delight
I'd give you diamonds bright
There'll be days I will excite
They'll make you dream of me at night

For your love
For your love
For your love

For your love
For your love
I would give the stars above
For your love
For your love
I would give you all I could

For your love
For your love

(For your love)
I'd give the moon if it were mine to give
(For your love)
I'd give the stars and the sun for I live
(For your love)
To thrill you with delight
I'd give you diamonds bright
There'll be days I will excite
They'll make you dream of me at night

For your love
For your love
For your love
For your love

by Death Menace November 26, 2022

Your mum

Someone who has been on top of everyone in yiur city

"Goddamn i love your mum"

by Homosexual waffle August 2, 2018

your mom

A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.

I fucked your mom last night

by xb idc wdicgvw July 18, 2021