West Virginia Eyepatch

The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.
Man, Joe really wants to give John a West Virginia Eyepatch.
by frosty beats August 09, 2022
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West Nile Virus

Is a funny thing that people like me like to say, usually use to say something smells. Got this idea from Maxmofo!
"Holy shit it smells like the West Nile Virus up in this bitch"!
by GetRektBoi April 08, 2019
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West Long Branch

Town in New Jersey where students at the public school used to talk about jail bread and hot dogs. Liked to act like criminals by yelling "stranger" at their classmate who's parents took turns molesting them.

A place where someone's parent called the police alleging "death threats," and the police department pretended to have evidence.
"Let's not go into West Long Branch. The kids there are retarded."

"Yeah. Let's not go there. I heard the kids there jumped into a classmate's emergency and ripped apart her sentences to try and be trolls as she tried to get away from two sex predators."
by piercingsandtattoos September 20, 2020
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West Virginia Lollipop

When a large bosom woman plunges her breasts into a bowl of a fruit flavored alcoholic beverage with the intentions of having the beverage licked or sucked off. Different informal terms are used in different places, including West Virginia lolly, West Virginia sucker, West Virginia sticky-pop, etc. West Virginia Lollipops are available in many flavors and shapes. West Virginia Lollipops are often the first step in a series concluding with the purchase of a morning-after-pill.
Dorothy made up for the slow service when she offered me a West Virginia lollipop then showed me her gina.
by redics gideons July 09, 2012
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West Virginia Blowjob

When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.
I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.
by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017
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Mount Carmel West

A hospital in Columbus, OH, where all the sexiest girls are born!
"Damn, she said she was born at Mount Carmel West?! She MUST be sexy!"
by Chaosss! June 22, 2009
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West Virginia vasectomy

a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body
Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones
by Toothless Jimbob April 27, 2016
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