An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020
Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 05, 2011
by Kaetyne October 11, 2014
by Careless50's November 27, 2021
An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.
Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.
by 151245 December 14, 2013
Friend: what'd you do with Amanda last night?
Me: got super baked and fucked to Chvrches
Friend: ah, good old Bongers & Smash
Me: got super baked and fucked to Chvrches
Friend: ah, good old Bongers & Smash
by Big_Dumb_Shithead September 05, 2021
a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.
Must occur between two or more men.
Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Must occur between two or more men.
Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?
Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.
Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.
by Ezmoz September 28, 2016