Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's
by buttfart33 October 19, 2023
Get the Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Streetmug. 
A video game that is commonly used as a movie-making tool due to the combination between its 3D open world and the ability to screen record the gameplay.
Instead of filming with a camera, my buddy made a whole short film using GTA San Andreas—those car chases were epic!
by Emotional Cruiser August 16, 2025
Get the GTA San Andreasmug. The man of men that's not hot because he so attractive he makes girls wet and panty drop just by whipping out the sigil of Witcher 3 and skillz of being the best doc in seige with shit dick!
by Meepicas of morpius October 6, 2020
Get the Joseph San Nicolasmug. 
Pejorative
1. Someone who is excessively humorous, always funny, or quite sarcastic.
2. A chronic jokester
Derived from Sans the Skeleton, a character from Toby Fox’s Undertale known for being humorous and irreverent. First known usage as a pejorative dates back to ~2016-2017 on r/undertale.
1. Someone who is excessively humorous, always funny, or quite sarcastic.
2. A chronic jokester
Derived from Sans the Skeleton, a character from Toby Fox’s Undertale known for being humorous and irreverent. First known usage as a pejorative dates back to ~2016-2017 on r/undertale.
Person A: *joking* “I heard your dog died, R.I.P lesser dog.”
Person B: “Now is not the time to be a sans. Cut it out.”
Person B: “Now is not the time to be a sans. Cut it out.”
by Asriel___LOVER November 23, 2023
Get the Sansmug. A stuck-up Asian Mostly those nasty woman who sells houses and pretends to act like an Angry White woman with Blue eyes! She's more towards being a shitty Conservative and love to have Bats mitzvah and hates her siblings for handling the cold hard truth that's She's 100% Egg roll and not a Hamburger! She has anger issues, She loves to poke fun of Retards and for the evening she sleeps with Jewish Guys or Black guys when She's bored and Horny!
Jerry-San is the worst kind of Asian women. They pretend to be Asexual and they are full of shit, They sell houses because they think they can pretend to be a Caucasian person with a fake American Accent. Here's her Conversation with a Typical Young man who's interested in Purchasing a property:
Jerry-San: Hi Happy Holidays and Fuck you for texting me, I'm gonna block your ass
Customer A: What? Really Have a happy new year? Why are you so rude.
Jerry-San: I get what I want, What kind of house you wanna buy?
Customer A: Your so rude and you have an Attitude, is everything okay going on with your life?
*Jerry-San is offended and feels triggered in Anger*
JERRY-SAN IN ANGRY MODE: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR A FUCKING RETARD AND I GET TO CONTROL YOU. I SLEEP WITH JEWISH GUYS EVERY NIGHT SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU RETARDED BEANER?
Customer A: Fuck it, You lost a Customer like me. I'm calling my Abogados and have your Ass fired and probably arrested in Prison. See my Attorney in a couple of days!
Jerry-San: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIT! FUCK YOU, DIRTY MEXICAN!
6 months later, Jerry-San has went to a local mental Asylum and burned down a Catholic Church that Customer A goes to every Sunday!
Jerry-San: Hi Happy Holidays and Fuck you for texting me, I'm gonna block your ass
Customer A: What? Really Have a happy new year? Why are you so rude.
Jerry-San: I get what I want, What kind of house you wanna buy?
Customer A: Your so rude and you have an Attitude, is everything okay going on with your life?
*Jerry-San is offended and feels triggered in Anger*
JERRY-SAN IN ANGRY MODE: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR A FUCKING RETARD AND I GET TO CONTROL YOU. I SLEEP WITH JEWISH GUYS EVERY NIGHT SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU RETARDED BEANER?
Customer A: Fuck it, You lost a Customer like me. I'm calling my Abogados and have your Ass fired and probably arrested in Prison. See my Attorney in a couple of days!
Jerry-San: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIT! FUCK YOU, DIRTY MEXICAN!
6 months later, Jerry-San has went to a local mental Asylum and burned down a Catholic Church that Customer A goes to every Sunday!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 20, 2020
Get the Jerry-Sanmug.