Matt

A short stubborn fagtard

Matt, Your fired

by BurritoSlayer84 November 29, 2021

Matt Lissack

Desperate, starving, thirsty, obsessive

You love submitting words to the Urban Dictionary, you're such a Matt Lissack!!

by onthedeck1032 January 24, 2019

Mattes

One shrexy egg

Mattes, kill yourself

by Mattespolski69 October 20, 2019

matt

fat

matt=fat

by litz69696969 October 31, 2020

Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!

Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Matt presto

Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot

I am very Matt presto for going to the gym.

by Matt presto December 27, 2021