Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.

Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”

by Rock 1 March 27, 2025

jizz

A term that should be more commonly used by rockin awesome individuals habituated in the HRM to refer to the Local's Wednesday night event. Gin + jazz = jizz.

Friend 1 - “Hey, are you jizzing tonight?”
Friend 2 - “Hell to the YEAH! Is that even a question?! Let’s get this Jizz on the goooo‼️‼️”

by 2phase January 21, 2024

Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023

Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes

She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids

by Bobahotep September 6, 2019

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect

Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

by ererueru July 22, 2020

Tiddi Jizz

Another name for lactating tiddies.

Jessie-Man my kid just won't stop begging for Tiddi Jizz.
Sarah-I know that feeling, just gotta get over it.

by Lil Sktlz October 5, 2018