Drippy Ears

When a man has sex but instead of blowing his load in a normal area (ex. Thigh, mouth, tits), he instead pulls out and cums inside of his partner’s ear. The girl then uses her finger to pick her ear and eat the ejaculent

They were so fucked up that she let him give her “Drippy Ears.” It took her an hour to get it all out

by MarshalDeon June 9, 2018

Ear Hickey

A hickey given on the ear typically hurts and isn’t very effective

Michael: Jess I’m going to give you and Charlea and ear hickey

Jess: ew fuck off

by THErealEARhickey June 11, 2018

Rat ear

Nickname for the searchlight on a cop’s car.

Nah man, that’s an undercover cop. You can tell by the rat ear on the mirror.

by Tribblewrangler77 August 12, 2022

Ear

all in the family, assuka kinnie, lain freak!! Ear loves to be mischievous but cannot control his laugh to save his life.

Did you hear that laugh?
Yeah, it must be that freak ear again.

by phasing August 17, 2022

Earring

A thingy you shove in your ear.

Fred: Is that your earring?
Wren: No, I think it's Marisas.

by GAYWHOOREE August 25, 2022

Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.

*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.

by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022

Ear Wrong

The ear wrong

Nothin' more too it

"ear wrong"
"oh dang alright"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022