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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Deborah "Cammie" Macomber: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
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The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
by llamasaylol December 17, 2016
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Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Jaylavy "'Betrayal`~`Vagina'"' Robles Bonilla: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
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Jaylavy Robles Bonilla "'`~`Betrayal`~`Vagina`~`'": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
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First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.
They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.
by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021
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