both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

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Thirst my quench

Requesting a family member or significant other to add extra lemon to the spicy marinade before being dunked and soaked in it.

"My skin isn't dancing enough Donny! Thirst my quench!"

by LAWRY'S HERB & GARLIC MARINADE October 4, 2018

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Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.

Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite"
You: "Yo Don't try my life"

by MillieLycan April 5, 2018

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Pops my corn

To make someone feel dumber.

Jhonny giving a lecture on why the world is flat, he always pops my corn.

by Monkey back-lash May 14, 2018

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Cracks my grahams

to make one feel angry

Commonly used in southern areas.

Jhonny is still gloating about winning air hockey. If he cracks my grahams one more time he's gonna loose an arm.

by Monkey back-lash May 14, 2018

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The most beautiful person in existence. This person should be love and treasured by everyone. Chloe is a writer, and enjoys many shoes and movies such as teen wolf, It, maze runner, Riverdale, and more! She loves Daniel Sharman, and you'll always see her smiling, even if she's smiling as she buries Alyssa. Chloe will brighten your day and bring a smile to your face 24/7, 365 days a year.

My bbg chloe is so great! I love her!

by specialsunshine May 15, 2018

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