how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022

I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸

Alternate saying for total nigger death

Man I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸

by Spaceship Flyer🛸 January 12, 2025

I keep that sh*t on

When someone “keep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.

“I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!”

by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024

when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

by Peddebol June 29, 2017

I have a weird fetish for small holes

Yes

I have a weird fetish for small holes please help this sucks

by Notnoc January 15, 2021

i wanted you

its a definition of i liked you but you didn't realize because you are fucking stupid now i don't like you anymore

i wanted you.

by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 22, 2023