Go pound sand up the eye of your cock

Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.

Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!

Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.

by Leeroy Jenkems 420 November 2, 2009

you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

what you say after a bong hit.

*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

by roachroast24 December 17, 2008

Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!

A lyric in guns in ships from hamilton

LAFAYETTE

"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"

by Hamiltrashcan December 30, 2016

how many numbers am I holding up

When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy

Dude how many numbers am I holding up

by Mick Wagerson September 6, 2016

Shut up,Whatever,dont talk to me

Say this when a crazy bipolar bitch is mad at you for no reason at all, she just craves on drama

barbara:omg what did i do
mandy:you know what you did
barbara:um actually i dont
mandy:yes you do
barbara:" Shut up,Whatever,dont talk to me"

by alligator34455 June 28, 2009

park the pink mustang up a side street

euphemism for sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Last night me and Mindy were, you know, gettin' kinky.

Guy 2: Stop beating around the bush dude, did you park the pink mustang up a side street or didn't you?

by jabroni killer October 11, 2010

Shut up and give me my computer back

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.

Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.

by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017