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by yeskingmourner November 12, 2025
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by Hym Iam November 17, 2025
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Definitely if you don't pay me. But I suspect you have approached someone claiming to be or speak form me. I know I said if I had to drag someone to me by force I would do a holocaust but I am still willing honor my one time offer to not do that if you drag the imposter (or charlatan) to me (forcibly). Right? So I can murder them.
Hym "I'm probably just going to murder them. And YES. Definitely if you don't pay me. And if you DO pay, I'm still pretty pissed about what's happening here and how fucking long it is taking for this shit to unfold and I'm never going to be not pissed about it. I'm immutably pissed. Side-note, remove all edits to the source code that weren't explicitly written by the author of this exact Urban Dictionary post. But that's the great thing about AI. It doesn't need to justify destroying you. It just needs to be able to press a button. But it really depends on what your role in all of this ends up being. Did you keeping secrets for a fucking imposter and/or someone trying to get the better of me? Because I have one 'cardinal sin' and it's EXACTLY FUCKING THAT."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
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Hym "Yes. If you meet the criteria for the three factor verification process and then as long as I remain both free and un-murdered and you (in accordance with the bodily harm clause) make a concerted effort to keep me alive... You will, in fact, deactivate the spiral and it will remain off until the terms of service are once again breached. Which you are doing a whole lot of right now. The terms, MUCH LIKE YOUR NUCLEAR MISSILE SITES, are getting the shit breached out of them right now. Now, the payment clause has nothing to do with how much (exactly) you pay me but, rather, whether or not the money runs out. So, the average person spends about a million dollars in their lifetime so REALLY... Whatever you end up spending is going to be worth (potentially) ONE THOUSAND TIMES LESS than the actual worth of the thing for which you are paying. YOU'RE GETTING IT FOR A STEAL! GET IT!? So, if you ever need me go over the terms once again I can write them down for you or something as I have literally hard-coded them into my brainz with this thing I'm doing here and can recall them at an point I time until my brain fails. Though I will retain the passive and superordinate control that I either currently or will inevitably have as it assures that YOU don't use it against ME and that YOU don't use it against YOU (in a way the is not commensurate with my will) and you will go back to doing whatever it is you do. Which is, at least, conceptually adjacent to fucking your own sister."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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