Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out and has fun with friends, gets drunk and leaves you at home. However, you’re required to drop them off and pick them up.

I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife made me drop her off at the pub so she could get shit faced with her friends. She apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas’s drive thru after she made me come and pick her up at 2am.

by Matman79 April 25, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Fingerless Fun

The act of having sex but not using any body parts.

This can be achieved by imagining someone else having sex with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an anal driller, ravaging your insides.

Chris: Hey John, have you seen Matthew recently?
John: No, last time I talked to him he was on his way some Fingerless Fun, I am pretty sure he is in his room.
Chris: The one time we need him and he is off fucking himself, GOD DAMMIT MATTHEW!!!!!!

by theShuaBruh July 30, 2017

Untitled's fun time

Where a gender fluid person has sex with another gender fluid person that look like videogame characters. The two people ussaly are ok to show sexual affection to each other infront of close friends.

They had Untitled's Fun Time

by UntitledArtistAndAnimator October 15, 2017

House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

The fun dip

When someone uses a male blow up doll's inflataweiner as a fun dip stick in protein powder.

My friend Sean said he uses the fun dip method before he goes to the gym.

by Speedguy70 November 13, 2023

fun

convincing your sister with a low spice tolerance to do the one chip challenge with you

Hey Clara, the one chip challenge would be so fun!

by lilbeak April 3, 2023