Connor + Matt

A couple who do everything together including games and other forms of shit

"Hey Matt you wanna play Cards Against Humanity?"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"

by NatsuDK November 19, 2018

Matt

A very grown looking g man, hair on his chest, large package in his pants, dirty hands from constantly working with his hands. Sweet and innocent looking smile. Quiet and mysterious. Loves to joke and do what he can for everyone but becareful cuz u will find out later that he's all talk and action. He's lazy and slowwwww as he*l. Professional liar he even believe es the lies!. He will have u hooked with a twinkle in his eye!. Be cautious!

Matt has put me last on the to do list againnnnn today!. 😒

by Crazycrystal5 April 20, 2024

matt jeffries

someone who introduces themselves as epstein when meeting someone for the first time thinking it is a joke

"Yo he was such a matt jeffries last night i cant believe he introduced himself as Epstein again"

by drashtor April 21, 2022

matt makurat

Kevin is gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

Man look at Kevin. He's so gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

by Damnit Kevin January 3, 2014

Matt

Under intense pressures, he cannot get an erection, multiple people think he is homosexual, and he loves street racing and drinking buzz balls

Is that Matt, why can he get a boner

by FortniteBalls68 March 21, 2022

Matt-oan

🧢 cap

Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021