A very cute boy who loves girls and is short and smelly and smells like cheese. YO WANT TO MARRY HIM!
by MemeBoiiYT Is The Best YTber March 8, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew and Kylie’s have the best relationship,they have a trustworthy relationship and belong together. They start off as friends and deny all the rumors that they like each other. They speak often and understand each other, they enjoy the same sports and only one in particular they both do. They date in high school and end up living together at a young age, they get married and have kids. He is famous and she is good with numbers and accounts, she helps him with his work as he is not good in this department. They make a cute couple and love each other dearly.
by Katerzyna October 2, 2018
Get the Matthew and Kyliemug. Matthew means gift from god.matthews go though the most but they are strong you won't ever see them cry.They don't get angry a lot but when he does he whoops ass.He has an outer layer that bullets bounce off but underneath he is as soft as grease and loves with all his heart.They are funny charming and damn good looking.He keeps himself to himself and doesn't try to get every girl even though they all want him.He knows how to treat women correctly and only gives his time to someone he truly likes as he will not waste his and hers time.If you treat him good he will treat you better but cross him and he will show you nasty side even if it hurts him too do so. if you have a Matthew don't let him go.
by elle vivaaaa November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. 
by wow thats nice October 17, 2019
Get the matthew rustadmug.