July 6th

National Nacho Day : when a hot MILF invites you for nachos but when you show up she tells you there are no nachos and you are the booty call

MILF: want to come over for nachos?
Me: okay
MILF: no nachos but you can munch on me! July 6th

by Ibby666 January 31, 2025

July 25th

National hit your sibling with a bucket day

“Its July 25th, Time to hit my sister with a bucket.!”

by adorableomni July 24, 2021

July 17th

July 17th is the day where you send someone booty pics to someone that ask for them.

Sarah "Hey, Derek can I get a booty pic it's July 17th"
Derek "Fine Sarah." *Derek sends Sarah a booty pic.

by Light9ight July 16, 2024

July 12

people born in july are cool, but being born on july 12 is superior

people born on july 12 will grow up to be successful in life!!

Someone: "happy birthday, what day is it today?"
Somebody: "july 12, my birthday?"
Someone: "NO WAY"

by coolest person alive rn June 25, 2022

Julie

Perfect

Looks it’s Julie

by Penis648 December 20, 2021

Julie

A person who think she can make fun of her boyfriend whitout concequences.

Julie : pull my finger

by anonymous November 22, 2021

July 2

July second where you have to give someone named Logan road head.

Hey it’s July 2 time for some road head

by Billy boob June 29, 2022