Ethans are most of the time bitches and pains in the ass, if you know an Ethan be prepared to be betrayed because they will find a way to at some point
Girl 1: Ethan just asked me out again for the fifth time this semester! Girl 2: yep he is going to be forever alone
by XxLivlovespotterxX April 26, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a very tuff kid. He thinks because he curses he is the shit. He likes to make fun of you and he also has a disease. He also likes to fake his injuries to compensate for the fact he can’t play a sport. If you see an ethan like this approach him and he will smell like a fucking sewer. He also has and anime body pillow with his weaboo ass. And he usually wears a tight ass shirt with jeans and some fucking sketchers
by Poor man Antoine April 30, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.A guy who normally acts as if he is a hardcore stoner, and makes everyone aware he is so cool and interupts everyone so they hear his side of the story.
Guy: “interrupts reader”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”
by TheTurner47 May 5, 2019
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He is such an ethan
by HotBoiii May 7, 2019
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Get the Ethan venn mug.An absolute wanka who licks everyone’s bum holes and enjoys it. Also he owns a white van and there has been kids missing in his area (I think him). Pretty much don’t go near him or his van because you might not be there for school tommorow.
by 007988 May 9, 2019
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