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Chinese Noodle Bowl

When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.
Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.
by Skuba81 November 27, 2021
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Ballerina Barker Bowl

This is a form of puppy play that is much more ritualistic and has a surprise ending. This is all about control and humiliation of the puppy sub. The sub is usually naked and the dom either is wearing standard dominatrix gear or something with a canine reference such as a Cruella de Vil costume.

It starts with dom having the puppy sub sit on the floor, at attention. The dom then places a bib on the puppy (this is a move taken from adult baby play). The puppy is preferably on a collar and leash.

While still sitting on the floor, the dom then empties a can of spaghetti (the long noodles) in to a dog's food dish or other suitable bowl. The dom proceeds to cut the spaghetti into bite sized pieces for the puppy (another maneuver taken from adult baby play). The dom then cleans the puppy's face with the bib.

The puppy is then fed the bowl of food. Afterwards, the puppy may be offered a bowl of water to cleanse the pallet for the surprise ending. The puppy at this point may be walked around or otherwise played with. The puppy is then lead onto a drop cloth, outside, into a tub, or shower.

The dom then will urinate on the puppy.Ideally the puppy will take the urine orally, like a dog lapping water from a hose in the yard. At this point, the scene has basically ended and the puppy will clean up for their next BDSM scene.
He has to wash up before the next BDSM scene, as he is all sticky from his mistress giving him a Ballerina Barker Bowl.
by Arch Bagger December 12, 2019
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Bread without the bowl

1. Commonly misunderstood by dumbass employees at Panera bread. Dumb fucks
I asked for the bread WITHOUT THE FUCKING BOWL. Bread without the bowl
by FAPBOI August 29, 2020
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Improper Benefits Bowl

College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.
ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.
by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011
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Super Bowl 53

Super Bowl 53. One of the most boring super bowls most people have watched. Ending in the patriots victory over the rams 13-3. The game was mainly a defensive game and was very unimpressive on the offensive of side. Tom Brady who is considered one of the best quarter backs of all time has now one 6 Super Bowls and the patriots are tied with the Steelers both with 6 Super Bowls for each NFL franchise
John-hey did you catch Super Bowl 53 Last Night?
Matt-yeah i would’ve rather watched paint dry
by Saucyrunning February 4, 2019
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King Bowl Cut

The vice principle who thinks it's cool to rock a bowl cut and doesn't understand that the shorter it gets, the worse it looks. They also don't understand that dying the thing will not make it look better.
" OMG did you see what King Bowl Cut is wearing today? "

"Ew, yeah. So fugly."
by HateMySchool January 9, 2012
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Hairy bowling ball

A coconut 🥥
Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?
by EpicFireLess November 8, 2021
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