"YouTube news" is another way of saying "old news" or "I already heard about it". If someone tells you something that you have already heard about, you can respond by saying "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
EXAMPLE 1:
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
by jackette55 July 23, 2011
Similar to "Netflix and Chill" and "Hulu and Relax"; used in place of both, as people have caught on.
Brad: "Hey, Julia, wanna come over and watch YouTube and unwind"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait, I thought we were just gonna watch YouTube and unwind?"
Julia: "Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait, I thought we were just gonna watch YouTube and unwind?"
Julia: "Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass"
by th3hand13r October 06, 2015
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A person who rush to attack' belittle 'and discredit anybody who says anything says anything remotely critical about their favorite creator.
by None of your damn business May 29, 2022
YouTube Life is an active Roblox game that is officially released 8th of April, 2022. It features gameplay that allows players to be YouTubers by gaining subscribers through making videos, getting views and grinding cash along with gems. Players can then redeem items such as routers and PCs to upgrade their setup and continue their adventure. When reaching subscriber milestones, players can obtain YouTube playbuttons (also know as awards in the game).
The game reached 10k concurrent players within 2 days upon it's release and is now growing faster than ever!
(This definition is created by Skeleton Gaming 007 and content may not be 100% accurate.)
The game reached 10k concurrent players within 2 days upon it's release and is now growing faster than ever!
(This definition is created by Skeleton Gaming 007 and content may not be 100% accurate.)
Yo I just reached 1M subscribers in YouTube Life (Roblox) ! Woohoo!
I've upgraded my setup in YouTube Life.
I unlocked a chest in YouTube Life!
I've upgraded my setup in YouTube Life.
I unlocked a chest in YouTube Life!
by Skeleton Gaming 007 April 11, 2022