black widow nipple twist

Deadliest of all twist nipple twists, the black widow nipple twist often leaves its victims defenseless and ready to be snacked on following sexy time.

I'm gonna love ya...
like a black widow nipple twist.

by PeteyPeter February 8, 2015

500 volts strait to the nipple

A shocking surprise

Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah

by Shhocker December 18, 2017

can you sign my nipple?

When a woman is so sexually attracted to a badass motherf*ckin' Russian, and decides to get his signature signed on her nipple(s).

eg: "Oh my god, Dmitry. I am in love with your masculinity. Can you sign my nipple? <3"

"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."

by NippleSignsYou August 3, 2014

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)

Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-

by omgnipplerockets January 9, 2010

National free the nipple day

June 12th

“Why are your titties out?”
“Because it’s june 12th aka National free the nipple day”

by AlMcwiggin June 11, 2022

North Atlantic Nipple Light Switch

a man flicks a lactating women's left nipple 6 times as he yells "turn on the GOD DAMN light" an equal number of times as if he where turning on a light switch, spraying the man with boobie juice thus making emit a whitish glow like a light bulb.

I just turned on the North Atlantic Nipple Light Switch and now i'm covered in milk!!

by I_Find_Cataracts_Sexy June 28, 2021

get the scorpions off your nipples

Slang for a bitchy person.

Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass

They were being assholes today so i told them to get the scorpions off your nipples

by BABYOIL March 23, 2012