22 September

The most morbid person you'll ever meet was born. And that person will argue that they're an Aries when actually they're a Virgo.

Saatvik's birthday is on 22 September? No wonder he's so morbid!

by tthendralz September 19, 2022

No Smoke September

fucking smoke not today

no smoke september fuckign

by lovedieslessd December 3, 2020

September 5th

The ugliest human built/made on earth. They are most like African or Asian. They will never find love, if they do they will end up breaking up soon.

(person 1) bro your so rude and ugly were you born on September 5th?
(person 2) yeah...

by wi4mmm February 24, 2023

September 28th

If you were born on september 28th are going to get some good blowjob from someone born in the summer

Justin: September 28th. It’s my birthday

Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)

by elzainwonderland January 21, 2020

september 24

ID LITERALLY SLAP A KYLY RIGHT NOW AND SHE CAN KISS HER BF BOOTY

when September 24 is the day you slap a hoe

by anonymous November 23, 2021

September 28th

If you were born on September 28th, your birthday gift has to be a great blowjob given by someone born in Summer

Justin: It’s September 28th. Today’s my birthday.

Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.

Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?

Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July

by elzainwonderland January 23, 2020

September 4

When a bad bitch makes the first movie to have sex the sexiest way you can imagine

On September 4 the baddest bitch will have sex with you the sexiest way out there

by Clogler878 September 1, 2022