U.S embassy pizza

fucking dogshit ass pizza and its only good when its eaten a day later after being left on the counter

Person 1: Bro the .U.S embassy pizza last night was garbage

person 2: I know right! I took a bite and all of the cheese fell off
Person 1: It also tasted like rubber lmao

by US embassy pizza November 22, 2021

Out pizza the hut

Something that is so illegal, so deadly, and so hard, that it is considered impossible. To out pizza the hut is considered a sin in every faith know to man, and god help anyone who even comes close to doing so.

Person 1: Did you know, Paul tried to out pizza the hut!

Person 2: Oh my god! Hoe did it go?

Person 1: ...No one out pizzas the hut. He got redacted

by Sab-E.R January 25, 2020

Pineapple Pizza Apologist

Anyone who fiercely defends this abomination to pizza, to the point of appearing arrogant, condescending, and dismissive towards others with more sensible palettes.

Post: "You only hate pineapple pizza because of social media"
Person 1 showing post to person 2: "Yup looks like we have another pineapple pizza apologist on the lose"

by pwnagephake November 14, 2022

Pizza cutting nips

Pizza cutting nips are nipples that are so erect (consistantly infact) so apparent and prominent, so mighty and so pointy (even through clothing) that they could epicly slice through pizza! Thus pizza cutting nips was born!

"Tonys got some pizza cutting nips on him!" *swoon*

"Wow Tonys nips are killer!"
"Pizza party tonight everyone, Tonys bringing the pizza cutters!"
"It's slice off time! Nips at the ready!"

by Jess Murray May 20, 2019

Dick cheese pizza

When seven guys all put their extremely cheesy cocks on some dough and sauce

Damn I could really go for a nice dick cheese pizza right now ughh zaddy

by Yvng pizza October 10, 2020

Cumbubble Pizza Rager

A party where you and your bros blow cumbubbles out each others asses and eat fresh smegma topping pizza while circle jerking in a game of twister.

Dude that cumbubble pizza rager at chad's was off the hook.

by Skater550 March 31, 2017

Pizza box thing

Buy pizza, eat pizza, cut ass shaped hole in pizza box, put ass in hole, shut lid, get bird to open lid and eat ass

Hey wanna do pizza box thing?

Yea sounds good

by Jwils96 March 25, 2019