National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

national chris sturniolo day

on the 24th of april it would officially be national chris sturniolo day, he has been getting more hate then love so this is the day to support him and show some love!

🗣️: why are you making that wholesome edit today?
“ITS NATIONAL CHRIS STURNIOLO DAY IM SHOWING SOME LOVE!!”

by C4NDYT1ME April 12, 2023

National Ted Kaczynski Day

March 23rd is the national Ted Kaczynski day. March (the third month) is for the three victims that got trolled. It’s reasoning for being on the 23rd day of March is for the 23 victims that got slightly trolled

Josh: Yo it’s national Ted Kaczynski day!!
Chad: Based.

by konkani November 8, 2021

National Rob banks day

rob the bank

Define: National rob the bank day is about robbing the bank near you on November the 13

National Rob Banks day was declared reasonable by Bob

by HAHAHA...LOL November 12, 2019

National Titanfall 2 Day

National Titanfall 2 Day occurs on May 1st every year
in this day you need to play Titanfall 2 to show support that the game is still alive
and show Ea/Respawn that we want Titanfall 3

its May 1st get in titanfall 2
shit i forgot its National Titanfall 2 Day

by natan33988 May 1, 2021

National Karl Jacobs Day

National Karl Jacobs Day is to support Karl Jacobs and stop the gate because Karl did not ruin mr beast

Did you see it it was National Karl Jacobs Day today

by VinDog2 April 28, 2021

National suck pp day

October 14th is national suck pp day. Go suck some pp.

Hey, can i suck your pp on national suck pp day?

by Kekdjdjdkskwsirjeuz October 13, 2019