matt carter

Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect

That's matt carter hes a keeper

by Nykolea August 21, 2020

A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it

"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"

by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020

Matt

A male with a small dick and a huge ego. He thinks he is hot shit and will drive you insane.

"Matt is so annoying"

by Pongo3030 August 20, 2022

Matt

a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding

person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.

by omgisuck January 16, 2022

Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

Matt Hughes

Oh no, man, what happened to Matt Hughes!? Train accident!? Aw man... That is tragic.

Hym "What!? Matt Hughes got hit train!? Man that sucks! He's alive but he suffered some brain damage. Man... He was the best. He was the pre-GSP pound for pound goat. Let's get his record quick... 45 and 9 with wins against guys like Bj Penn and GSP. Man... FRE NEURALINK FOR MATT HUGHES OR A.I. DEATH-BOT VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Matt Dillon

Matt Dillon is the finest living thing on this Earth. Possibly hotter than Ralph macchio. Starring in the movie outsiders text and rumblefish. HE IS SO FINE

Girl 1 "I want Matt Dillon!"
Girl 2 "no he's mine!"
Girl 3 " no he's MINE
Every girl in the world "NO HE'S MINE"

by Widdle sticks May 21, 2024