A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.
Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.
by Laujee May 16, 2025
(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
by boggler January 24, 2019
When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww
But it's nice 😋
But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!
He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
by wageth July 06, 2019
Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios
by marckowski January 06, 2023
A Jizz Banger is a person (male) who prefers “sloppy seconds” or to have sexual intercourse after another male has already ejaculated into the orifice to be penetrated.
by Random Knife September 13, 2020