Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

Type Jizz

Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.

Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting January 4, 2024

Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

Jizz Rod

A teenage white boy Named Alton who is obsessed with jizzing and does it all the time, especially to femboys.

Oh man Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024

Jizz theory

When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.

Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after

Boy: lol. Jizz theory

by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024

Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.

-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.

by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020