Coffee cig

Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
Hey I got coffee cigs, 3 for a soup.
by ChknHrt420 March 12, 2022
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Shearer's coffee

Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.

AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.
Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'
by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022
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mormon coffee

"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"
by johnnyapplesemen December 30, 2021
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coffee oasis

A super cool place in the kitsap county region where you can hang out and get free food and play video games and stuff like that, also get coffee if you want but you don’t have to
Leo:wanna go to coffee oasis today?
Sean:he’ll ya!
by Jesushasleftthechat December 19, 2023
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coffee saucer

Damn girl...u a dime but those giant coffee saucer nipples mad me lose my hardon
by bobby broheezy December 06, 2009
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coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe
that chile abuser is a coffee table
by lol893 July 08, 2024
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Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why
Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑
by Daniel Larrison January 04, 2024
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