Clam bomb

A clam bomb is when a woman queefs in your face on accident or on purpose.

Clam bomb: I was tattooing Krystal's hip, and she dropped the clam bomb.

by The tattooist October 8, 2013

clam pack

the scientific name for a car or large group comprised of only women

Dude, look at that girl in that clam pack! Her smile is beautiful

by aucuparia December 22, 2016

holy clam chowder

When you get a facial by a holy figure

yesterday at the church the pope gave me a holy clam chowder
damn dude thats sick as fuck

by animetiddies.com April 23, 2018

Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 18, 2011

Clam artist

Someone who utilizes their female genitalia (vagina) to take advantage of someone for money or person gain.

Kasey told us she lost the money for the Weeknd tickets to a Facebook hacker, but we all know she's the real clam artist.

by PapoCrapo April 1, 2021

Slams your clam

If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.

Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!

by Mcstinkers February 24, 2020

Clam

When singer or musician hits a wrong note on stage or in the recording studio.

I heard a few clams at the concert last night.

by Swerdnase June 2, 2018