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mashed potato

by twigger 7777777 April 1, 2009
mugGet the mashed potatomug.

Furry potato

"wow, a furry potato."
"you mean a cat?
by Dizope April 19, 2019
mugGet the Furry potatomug.

baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.
John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.
by BigSlick March 12, 2008
mugGet the baked potatomug.

potato salad

by koolgrl900 April 6, 2010
mugGet the potato saladmug.

bald-potato

1. A fat bald dad

2. A hairless potato
Yo, he a bald-potato
by MyMyMySpy October 21, 2017
mugGet the bald-potatomug.

De Potato

The act of sending a really goofy photo of yourself looking like a potato to someone you didn't intentionally send to. You intended the photo to send to your best friend, but you sent it to your crush, this is shameful.
I am De Potato! I accidentally sent a photo of me pulling a face like a strained fish to John when I was supposed to send it to Lucy!
by One_Too_Psycho January 26, 2015
mugGet the De Potatomug.

Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.
Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious
by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020
mugGet the Potato farmingmug.

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