matt steinmetz

Finesse god

Matt steinmetz calls people a finesse god

by 🤪!! June 12, 2019

Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.

I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.

by Dry Gamer August 4, 2022

Matt

A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.

A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.

A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.

You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.

by 5556dan July 28, 2019

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

Matt

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.

Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.

by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021

Matt

A man with the most beautiful blue eyes. But also a man to treat his girlfriend well. He is the kind of guy who will go out all night and include you with his friends and then come back and cuddle you til the sunrise. Matts are family men, one of the boys, and a person you fall in love with. Not to mention bed game is out of this world.

In class: Let’s be friends with that stallion and packing young man Matt.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.

by Ball sac 101 November 24, 2021

Mattes

Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They know when something is wrong with they see it in your eyes and help you to chose the right.

You are not happy and you are going to school with cowering your face and say that everything is Okay.

Mattes: Is everything okay I know that something is wrong withe can I help you?

Mattes is a very Beautiful Name

by ♡M♡ November 22, 2021