national cut dicks off day

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)

by Thantophopia April 12, 2021

Suck your bf dick day

Suck your bf day is a celebration when we thank our boyfriends for being there for them by pleasuring them by sucking their dick

Adam: you know what day it is SUCK YOUR BF DICK DAY :)
Emily: I’ll get ready ;)

by Annoynoumas May 28, 2018

Little dick dazai Osamu(Bsd)

A 22 year old bastard who gets bullied for his name
First name:Little
Middle:DickDazai
Last:Osamu

Little dick dazai Osamu(Bsd) mean's someone who is suicidal

by Kalox December 20, 2022

National suck Brians dick day

This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th

Get on your knees for him

National suck brians dick day

by Reallandy June 27, 2019

Whip ur dick out wednesday

Every wendsday is whip ur dick out wednesday.

It’s self explanatory.

Hey Nate it’s whip ur dick out wednesday!

by cuurlykidem April 15, 2020

Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.

"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017