I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

I-Shock

Noun: The act of playing your ipod when the volume is accidently turned to maximum, usually caused by plugging it into a speaker. This usually results in a very bad headache and bleeding ears and/or looking like an idiot

Man after that party i got the worst I-shock after having my ipod plugged into those speakers.

by Ikutto November 13, 2011

I-pad baby

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.

Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."

by TDH12345 May 9, 2024

And I oop

When you accidentally sit on your balls in the middle of explaining something.

So clarissa kicked me in the ass And I oop! im done. Goodbye

by Ya boi Chris_Cross August 24, 2019

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife July 11, 2025

I love you more

This means that Sydney loves Robert more than he could ever thinks he loves her. She will always love him more because it's just not possible for him to love her more!

Robert: I love you.

Sydney: I love you more!
Robert: Not possible.

Sydney: Yes possible, look it up in the dictionary!!!

by syddtayylorr September 24, 2023