I love csgo

Someone who loves csgo

I love csgo

by Deutschpog April 17, 2023

I Was Down Bad, NickleBack On My Lonesome

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I Was Down Bad, NickleBack On My Lonesome

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

I quit

I will get Vitamin N lozenges 2mg to 4mg and then quit.

Tony: Time to quit. *tries 4mg Nicotine lozenge.

Tony: I quit!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 15, 2025

Aborre I Toaletten

A saying interpreting that there may be a shady or unwanted twist to something that seems all bright at first. Directly translated, it means there's a "perch in the toilet". -Brevqvist

Foolish man (1): -"Yo, you won't believe me when I tell you that an old friend of mine just offered me 20 grams of weed for a miraculous price of 50 dollars!"
Sensible person (2): -"Hmm... I mean, I don't really know man... something feels off about it. 20 grams? 50 bucks? Nah, that just doesn't sound right."
Foolish man (1): -"What are you trying to say? Is it not a good deal?"
Sensible Person (2): "Jag tror att det finns en aborre i toaletten... någonstans."

Företagare 1: -"Jag tror just att jag kan ha hittat en livlina för vårt företag!"
Företagare 2: -Okej, så vad menar du då alltså?"
Företagare 1: -"Häromdagen stötte jag på ett kinesiskt företag via mejl som påstår sig rädda mindre företag från konkurs i utbyte mot det minimala löftet att du använder deras programvara på din hemsida! Det låter som ett suveränt avtal om du frågar mig!"
Företagare 2: -"Sakta i backarna! Det var ett kinesiskt företag, visst?"
Företagare 1: -"Jodå, men... men-"
Företagare 2: -"Då finns det nog en aborre i toaletten..."

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck July 22, 2024

I Go Crazy

I go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you
What have I done today
Just sat and watched the jets fly over
A car goes by
And the sun goes down
We talk about the town
This city's mad in the head
And sick in the soul
All the stars flew away a long time ago
Isn't that nice
Like Miami Vice
I go crazy when I'm without you
I go crazy when I'm without you
Well your life is like an infants dream
It's like everything's on TV
You see your face in the mirror
Could it be your place in the mirror
And so we turn on the TV one more time
And we see that everything is fine
But what have I done today
I go crazy
What have I done today
I go crazy when I'm without you
I go crazy
I go crazy
I I I go crazy when I'm without you
Go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you
What have I done today
What have I done today
Sue-Ellen looks so upset
This isn't the first time
And it won't be the last
Things going on behind her back
Oh they give you a heart attack
I go crazy when I'm without you, go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you, go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you

But what have I done today
I go crazy
I go crazy
I go crazy
I go crazy
But what have I done today
I go crazy
But what have I done today
I go crazy when I'm without you
I go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you, go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you, go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you
But what have I done today
I go crazy
I go crazy
I go crazy
I go crazy

by Death Menace April 23, 2023

I eat ass

I don't but that's not the point...

Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!

You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023

i want to taste your ribs. : - |

i want to taste your ribs, very obvious. originally found in the game Roblox JToH Pit of Misery Citadel of Infinite Void on Floor 11, a sign says i want to taste your ribs : - |

hey! i want to taste your ribs. : - | they seem very good you know?

by solastroid the furry December 14, 2023