Montana punch bowl

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of

I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl”

by BeelynnD February 10, 2022

toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare

"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."

by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015

Jidion's bowling average

Jidion's bowling average is 280. The way he achieves such a high average is by being Him.

Andrew- Do you know Jidion's bowling average?
Richard- Yeah, it's 280.
Andrew- Damn, Jidion must be Him!

by SoRaHF May 25, 2022

Hairy bowling ball

A coconut 🥥

Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?

by EpicFireLess November 8, 2021

King Bowl Cut

The vice principle who thinks it's cool to rock a bowl cut and doesn't understand that the shorter it gets, the worse it looks. They also don't understand that dying the thing will not make it look better.

" OMG did you see what King Bowl Cut is wearing today? "

"Ew, yeah. So fugly."

by HateMySchool January 9, 2012

Improper Benefits Bowl

College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.

ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.

by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011

Brownies in the super bowl

Brownies in the super bowl
A classy way to tell someone you're taking a shit at the very moment

I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl,talk to you later

I'll chat you up later, I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl

by Jestar July 10, 2019