Simultaneously the shortest and longest unit of time to a child.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.
Guy: I am going to make a knife out of Liquid Evil, a potion of undeath, and human flesh! Surely nothing will go wrong!
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(
by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023
Get the secondmug. by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the second great-cousin-nephewmug. A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer
Antonym: tantric sex
Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
Get the 90 second ping pongmug. Home sweet home. The second floor disabled bathroom is where many relaxing vapes have taken place, where many fun memories have been created, and where you can spend hours and somehow never get caught. Everyone needs a second floor disabled bathroom in their lives.
Person 1- where are you going? we have history?
Person 2- cba, im going to second floor disabled bathroom.
Person 2- cba, im going to second floor disabled bathroom.
by whatyoulikeyou March 1, 2021
Get the Second Floor Disabled Bathroommug. A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.
Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 23, 2023
Get the ten second personmug. a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.
Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.
by Bronerific September 13, 2011
Get the Seasoned Secondsmug. The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.
by Damien Monroe October 5, 2019
Get the Hard 8s get second datesmug.