Her :my baby is missing can you help me find him
*crying*
david: hell nah jawn buggin
*pulls off *
Kai : i got you ma
Her: real nigga activity
Kai:hell yeah
*crying*
david: hell nah jawn buggin
*pulls off *
Kai : i got you ma
Her: real nigga activity
Kai:hell yeah
by youngsyj July 27, 2022
Get the Real nigga activitymug. by smutfg August 25, 2018
Get the real housewives of sydneymug. An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.
Ex. 1
"Why are you barking at a tree."
"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."
Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."
"Why are you barking at a tree."
"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."
Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."
by yungriceman January 24, 2021
Get the on my real shitmug. Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.
This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy
by Bruce Bayne February 12, 2015
Get the Real Life Goofymug. A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.
Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.
by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016
Get the The spoon isn't realmug. by Thot patrol August 23, 2017
Get the real thot hoursmug. by AlwaysCorrecto October 6, 2019
Get the real shit, no remixmug.