The spoon isn't real

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.

Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.

by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016

The Real Folk Blues

A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60’s, featuring such artists as john lee hooker, muddy waters and howlin’ wolf.
Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.
The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

by jorge lagunes November 22, 2017

Real Green Moment

The moment at which something occurs that you were expecting to happen later

I didn’t know she was expecting; that was a real green moment

by Gibdobus November 7, 2023

on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.

Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."

by yungriceman January 24, 2021

Real nigga activity

When someone is doing some real as shit

Her :my baby is missing can you help me find him

*crying*

david: hell nah jawn buggin

*pulls off *

Kai : i got you ma

Her: real nigga activity
Kai:hell yeah

by youngsyj July 27, 2022

real housewives of sydney

A bunch of crazy women put in a cast by Foxtel.

Have you seen Real housewives of Sydney? “oh my god yes”

by smutfg August 25, 2018

real thot hours

The time were all the true thots get all of there thoting out of the way

Girl its real thot hours ima go get my shit done

by Thot patrol August 23, 2017