T-shirt Training

T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!

It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.

"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"

"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"

by Ali A-H October 21, 2012

Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men stand in a line and have anal sex with the person in front of them so on and so forth, while walking and imitating train whistle noises with their mouths. Usually wearing cowboy attire.

1) "We had the craziest cowboy freight train at our lemon party last night."

2) "Hey look! Those guys are having sex let's go start a cowboy freight train."

3) Call up all your friends, there's going to be a huge cowboy freight train in front of the city hall. Bring your cowboy hats and boots.

by Jimbo McDoodle Snout June 9, 2011

Ouroboros Meat-Train

Having enough people to loop an all-male conga-line with everyone penetrating the arse of the person ahead of them.

The gay orgy had enough people to create an Ouroboros Meat-Train, nobody was left out.

by Soutemumb March 22, 2022

Kissed a freight train

An extreme way to say that something hurt

Dude 1: bro are you okay
Dude 2: nah bro it feels like i kissed a freight train

by Kermitties March 31, 2020

train has departed

When ur shit is out and in the toilet

“THE TRAIN HAS DEPARTED”

by Business QUEERRRRRRRR October 17, 2017

Trains Awareness Week

Trains Awareness Week: the week after Trans Awareness Week

A: hey, when's Trains Awareness week
B: next week

A: Sweet!, fucking love trains

by Umidk172 November 17, 2020

Juicy Train Wreck

When you are taken but your sexually attracted to someone more.

so my bf is in the corner, but the guy I have been stalking for a month is over there. What do I choose... double rejection. I MUST BE A JUICY TRAIN WRECK!!!

by Emily Saba (pro duck sucker) June 11, 2018