Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

Move a Couch

When you need to go and jerk off.

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.

by anonymous June 11, 2021

non-NPC move

Activity that you normally wouldn’t do and probably will never do again.
It can be anything from taking a different route home to going on a week-long vacation that you planned the day before.

Bro, I feel like doing some non-NPC move.

Bro: Then let’s climb that street lamp!

by Minekokos July 7, 2025

the move

universal positive
opposite of yonk

we could go out, but staying in and eating pizza is definitely the move

by yonkmaster March 13, 2019

dan move

When you fuck your grade school teacher

My brother pulled a dan move by really fucking his grade school teacher hard

by isfrael September 10, 2021

Larry "move"

A Larry "move" is whenyour man is so cheap he wears childrens glasses he got from a donation bin even though he's got money.

That's a real Larry "move" there homie, your cheap.

by Mee2020 February 25, 2025

National make moves day

on july 12th you make moves with your friends. Even if its either going to someone's house or going to six flags for the day. But on july 12th its friends day

Mark: let's go to the club, its national make moves day!

Steve: yea and maybe we'll find some fine asses there for us to FUCK. And I'm not talking about their face.

by Your mom lit af June 27, 2019