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Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.
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by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021
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Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.
I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..
by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.
Matthew can suck a weiner
by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025
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Matthew

Matthew is a terrorist who goes up to you and rapes you for no reason, he is very Gay and at the same time smart in Logic. If his smiling then your fine but if his smiling with an isis flag and a bomb vest then u better run for your life.
Tristan: Make sure to get a Bulletproof vest or a Bomb proof suit

Some Paki: Use Matthew for 9/11
by Laden911 October 17, 2019
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Matthew

A very sexy black man, so sassy and doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut
Wow have you seen Matthew he's so sexy
by J4zzyB4exoxo December 15, 2024
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matthew

he is very mysterious. he can make your day in heartbeat. matthews are very attractive and have a great personality.
by thebearingbear June 23, 2021
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Nevaeh Matthews

LITERAL CLOWN. She sucks at lots of
stuff. 🤡🤡👹👹
Nevaeh Matthews is a clown. (this is a joke if u found this your special )💗
by rat-atatatata September 16, 2020
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