Pumped up Kicks

Something rich white boys have. Picture a boy named SAM and and is damn rich and has a mouth. Foster the people then come in and shoot them.

Oh look SAM has those Pumped up kicks. Let's go shoot his ass

by KingTurkey December 19, 2018

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Kick your pool

A bunch of fuck shit were multiple people have an orgy in a pool.

I'm gonna kick your pool.

by Jahahabab April 8, 2017

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An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.

*Consedes a goal right after kick off*

FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!

by KianNL February 3, 2018

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Getting Kicked Upstairs

Un undeserved "promotion" given to a mediocre manager for the sole purpose of removing them from an important position. Often involves getting moved to a new or largely inconsequential role with little responsibility. Commonly given to well-connected white men who cannot be fired without some sort of consequence.

Boss: We want you to take over for Chad as regional sales director. We are moving him up to serve as Senior Director of Product Awareness.

Employee: Great! But what is that position. Will I still report to Chad?

Boss: Hell no. He's getting kicked upstairs so we can give you the role. I'm not even sure what he will be doing. We kind of made it up so he would stop fucking up important things. But we can't just fire the senator's nephew.

by Senior Ed. F'ed Up Dictionary December 17, 2022

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