Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

New Jersey Volcano

First, a man performs anal sex on his partner. After finishing, he must remain in his partner's anus until he is able to urinate. He then urinates into the anal cavity. He then pulls out while his partner clenches the anus, containing the "goodness". The man puts his face in front of his partners anus while his partner expels the contents inside of the anal cavity all over the face of the man.

Last night my girl gave me a New Jersey Volcano.

by Tango47 September 29, 2022

Millburn Township, New Jersey

A wonderful township, with a vibrant, diverse, and affluent population, and wonderful schools, direct transit and an easy commute to NYC, and much more. Also, very expensive.

I enjoy living in Millburn Township, New Jersey

by Mr. Polite September 1, 2022

South Jersey Dirtbox

Find a dead male deer, cut off its penis and chop it up into pieces. Mix it with a handful of moist dirt and shove it up your significant others ass. Let it ferment in there for an hour and proceed to eat the finished product.

I just at a South Jersey Dirtbox.

by Yupper Fupper November 30, 2023

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

Jersey

an amazing, loving, kind, beautiful, and incredible person. She is one of the funnest people to be around. She is usually a blonde or brunette. She is so orginal, you can tell me her name. She plays lacrosse and adores everyone. You'll over her if you ever get the chance to meet her.

jersey is amazing

by someone_other_than_you August 21, 2019

Jersey

Jersey is shy but she has attitude. Jersey is that one girl that falls in love with the Anthony! She’s hot and super attractive. She’s shy but freaky she’s also really thicc

Yo is that jersey she has booty. Dude But she with Anthony

by Dr. Fallonder January 28, 2018