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chew n' screw

The act of coming to an event/party; eating the freee food and then leaving. Frowned upon in American soicety
Ahh I dont want to go to this party...I think I'll chew n' screw this one
by AGriz June 23, 2007
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Guns N' Roses

There seems to be some confusion as to this whole Guns N Roses thing.

1. Guns N' Roses were NOT hair metal. Or if they were they were so far ahead of the rest of that scene they were barely in it

2) Axl was/is not a druggy. The rest of the band yes...but not Axl. Any tool knows that

3) Whats all this Nirvana comparison about. Did they write songs that were at all similar to each other? No...so stop it before I start comparing Mozart to Megadeth...

4) Guns N' Roses (original line up) was in no way manufactured. Since Axl went dolally then yes as they have to pass his rather bizarre entry standards (KFC bucket on your head anyone??).

Hope that clears things up for a few people.
Guns N' Roses...in no way like Nirvana...fact
by Geoff the Beard June 29, 2008
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Rip 'n' Dip

When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.
Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!

If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
by Lunicus December 3, 2011
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Guns N' Roses

Pure Musical Genius's
Don't Damn me When I Speak a Piece of Mind, cause silence isn't golden when i'm holdin' it inside.
by Miles Away August 4, 2005
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mac n' cheese

Simply the simplest best food ever.
JACK: d00derz I would kill for some mac n' cheese!
JOEY: I totally knoes! Lets go make it!
by Ian Burnsteen! March 27, 2006
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guns n roses

"guns n roses" was an 80s rock band. the name was derrived from the two origional members tracii guns and axl rose. Origional members were:
axl(william axl rose) - singer

slash (saul hudson)- lead guitar

izzy stradlin (Jeff isabell) - rhythem
guitar *used to be drummer*

Duff McKagen (michael Mckagen) - bass

Stephen adler (the man) - drums

The band went their different ways over a period of time starting from 1993 and different band members took over. The one origional member of the band - axl rose is still trying to re-create the band as it was at its glory...he can only get away with it since he is pretty damned amazing onstage! However we are still waiting for chinese democracy

the other band members went onto do different projects, the most successful of all,involvs slash,duff and Matt sorum (who replaced stephen on drums in 1990) together in a band with dave kushner and front man skott weiland.

They kick ass, and have given great strength and joy to many other youths including myself. a 1 disc greatest hits album does NOT give the band justice

xox
"you know where you are!? your in the jungle baby...your guna diiiieieeieieieiieieeiieieieiei...."
by fran xox August 6, 2004
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Splooge n' Boot

Essentially, the Splooge and Boot is when a man is receiving pleasure from a lady, whatever it is he is receiving, and then splooges. He then proceeds to somehow get rid of the woman. This because he splooged and was satisfied and now wants to go about his daily routine, whatever it may be. The man received his satisfaction and has now lost interest in the woman, it happens. Some people just loose their willingness to go on and so they go for the boot. For you see, some men do not want to spend hours cuddling or talking to the girl. THEY JUST WANT TO SPLOOGE. Therefore, using all of his cunning the man attempts to get rid of the girl using either a real excuse i.e. “I have a dinner in a half hour and I must get there early so that I can help out.” or just a lousy but understandable one i.e. “You know, I have guests out there maybe I should go out and keep them company just to make sure they’re doing alright”. This is pretty much the major benefit of the Splooge and Boot, that you have gotten rid of the woman and you are now free to do as you please. You can now play Xbox, watch TV, play guitar, go to the driving range, cook a 5 course meal or build a fort made of pillows. The sky is the limit.
David: Hey Gregoire, did you hear? Tony performed the Splooge n' Boot on a lady once again!

Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!

David: I know right!
by thegansteroflove November 14, 2011
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