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kids with bowl cuts

Cynthia: Tom, did you see that group of little Amish boys with bowl cuts?
Tom: Yeah, their poorly executed, money saving bowl cuts are awful. Kids with bowl cuts are as ugly as fuck.
by HateThatMissyGirl May 11, 2015
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Ballerina Barker Bowl

This is a form of puppy play that is much more ritualistic and has a surprise ending. This is all about control and humiliation of the puppy sub. The sub is usually naked and the dom either is wearing standard dominatrix gear or something with a canine reference such as a Cruella de Vil costume.

It starts with dom having the puppy sub sit on the floor, at attention. The dom then places a bib on the puppy (this is a move taken from adult baby play). The puppy is preferably on a collar and leash.

While still sitting on the floor, the dom then empties a can of spaghetti (the long noodles) in to a dog's food dish or other suitable bowl. The dom proceeds to cut the spaghetti into bite sized pieces for the puppy (another maneuver taken from adult baby play). The dom then cleans the puppy's face with the bib.

The puppy is then fed the bowl of food. Afterwards, the puppy may be offered a bowl of water to cleanse the pallet for the surprise ending. The puppy at this point may be walked around or otherwise played with. The puppy is then lead onto a drop cloth, outside, into a tub, or shower.

The dom then will urinate on the puppy.Ideally the puppy will take the urine orally, like a dog lapping water from a hose in the yard. At this point, the scene has basically ended and the puppy will clean up for their next BDSM scene.
He has to wash up before the next BDSM scene, as he is all sticky from his mistress giving him a Ballerina Barker Bowl.
by Arch Bagger December 12, 2019
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smoke a bowl day

When is smoke a bowl day you say? It’s when ever you wanna get high
Wanna smoke a bowl on smoke a bowl day ? Yeah let’s got right now
by Bsbigslong May 16, 2018
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Brownies in the super bowl

Brownies in the super bowl
A classy way to tell someone you're taking a shit at the very moment

I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl,talk to you later
I'll chat you up later, I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl
by Jestar July 10, 2019
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Bread without the bowl

1. Commonly misunderstood by dumbass employees at Panera bread. Dumb fucks
I asked for the bread WITHOUT THE FUCKING BOWL. Bread without the bowl
by FAPBOI August 29, 2020
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Hairy bowling ball

A coconut 🥥
Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?
by EpicFireLess November 8, 2021
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