Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
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by InterpersonalCommunication March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Tony《¤》Harris《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Pokémon《¤》Known《¤》As《¤》Absol《¤》 mug.A derogatory term for a member of the LGBTQ (usually a gay man) who is considered to be subservient to heterosexuals implying that they ate sellouts to their own people. The LGBTQ equivalent of an Uncle Tom in Black community. This term is inspired by ultra-MAGA comedian Tony Hitchcliffe.
Hey did you hear Bruce is in favor of the Supreme Court making same sex marriage a state's decision not a federal one protected by the constitution?
For real why I thought he was openly gay?
Yeah true, but apparently he's a real UNCLE TONY.
For real why I thought he was openly gay?
Yeah true, but apparently he's a real UNCLE TONY.
by 69HARAMBE69 March 6, 2025
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Get the Tony mug.My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.
by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024
Get the tank top tony mug.RoDger- “hey tracksuit Toni throw me a Modelo!”
Tracksuit Toni- “I got you FOO! Hey foo, you also want some verga?”
RoDger-“no thanks I’m really hungry and that little thing is snack size”
Tracksuit Toni-“f u puto!”
Tracksuit Toni- “I got you FOO! Hey foo, you also want some verga?”
RoDger-“no thanks I’m really hungry and that little thing is snack size”
Tracksuit Toni-“f u puto!”
by Potato nutsack July 4, 2024
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by Mr leverett July 18, 2024
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