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rat's piss

Wayne: Here's your beer, mate.
Dave: What the f**k, Wayne! My round you ask for a Peroni then you get us pints of Rat's Piss!
Wayne: It's nice ya know.
Dave: F**k off will you.
by Mauríce Adam July 28, 2015
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piss jitters

"Do you ever shiver when you pee? Yeah, I get the piss jitters every time!!"
by JohnyNFullEffect March 13, 2009
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piss tool

to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker

Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.

Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
by PWD June 11, 2006
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Internet pissed

A state of being far more mad about something than one should be.

Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.

The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.
I was a tiny bit pissed that the bus was 15 minutes late, but George was INTERNET pissed, and was about ready to kick the bus driver in the teeth.
by Trooth January 18, 2008
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piss on a dick

I've done it before
Piss on a dick you faggot ass cunt

Bystander: I've piss on a dick
by swaghetti and memeballs January 26, 2017
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Piss-arse

'Piss-arse' is a synonym (however, not exclusively a synonym) of 'diarrhea'. The literal meaning is 'an arse (or anus) that expels piss (urine) rather than faeces'. Breif etymology: It is believed the original usage was as an alternative word for dysentry and developed a secondary usage as either an insult or as baseless slander.
Statement: I've got piss-arse from eating raw chicken
Insult: You're a piss-ared mother shitter; I saw it you dirty scumbag!
by lipase December 23, 2013
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AIM-and-piss

when you're on your sidekick and you need to "piss"
you then take sidekick into restroom and IM your friends while "taking care of business"
nikkii: ::on sidekick:: "damn i need to pee"
hanch: "you're on your sidekick you moron AIM-AND-PISS!!!!"
nikki: "oh yea thats brilliant!"
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