Michael Bisping is an English mixed martial artist, Who got the worst decision in the history of the UFC at UFC 75 against Matt Hamill. A fight that Bisping clearly lost. He then went on too fight Rashad Evans at UFC 78 this time no gift decisions came his way and he rightly lost.
Realising he was in a tough weight class he made the wise decision to drop down a weight class to middleweight. Where he has fought three fairly easy fights. The best fighter he has actually beaten is Chris "The Cripple" Leben. Michael Bisping is currently shitting himself as he is now lined up to fight Dan Henderson at UfC 100 if he is lucky enough to survive and gets another gift decision he will then face Anderson Silva for the title. With the obvious exception of Hendo this is surely the easiest path anyone has had for a title shot in UFC history.
Realising he was in a tough weight class he made the wise decision to drop down a weight class to middleweight. Where he has fought three fairly easy fights. The best fighter he has actually beaten is Chris "The Cripple" Leben. Michael Bisping is currently shitting himself as he is now lined up to fight Dan Henderson at UfC 100 if he is lucky enough to survive and gets another gift decision he will then face Anderson Silva for the title. With the obvious exception of Hendo this is surely the easiest path anyone has had for a title shot in UFC history.
by Matt Hamill. June 4, 2009
Get the Michael Bispingmug. Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"
Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever
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by FP123 April 26, 2011
Get the Michael Jordanmug. When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis
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by Tractorchute10 May 16, 2021
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or
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or
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by r&mbombsunite! January 25, 2008
Get the Michael Ceramug. by NiggersDontHate March 25, 2008
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2. the most successful entertainer of all time
3. better than your fave bye
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by brad what are you gonna do November 1, 2018
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by Cuno Bellin February 17, 2010
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